I Have A Confession

"PatBateman" (PatBateman) 06/11/2014 at 19:39 • Filed to: Meaty Goodness

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I love Slim Jims. My Father In-Law gave me an entire box of them for no apparent reason, and I love them. They're greasy, horrible for me, and fattening, but they are GLORIOUS.

Only God can judge me.

jkm7680 > PatBateman 06/11/2014 at 19:40

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Me too. Get that "Only God can judge me" tattoo right across your forehead.

They're fucking delicious, especially the teriyaki kind.

Garrett Davis > PatBateman 06/11/2014 at 19:42

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That's it, I'm buying a Slim Jim on my way home. I haven't had one of those in years!

PatBateman > jkm7680 06/11/2014 at 19:43

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PatBateman > Garrett Davis 06/11/2014 at 19:45

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I hadn't had one in years either. And then I get bestowed this box, this beautiful box, of meat sticks for no reason.

I may be addicted.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > PatBateman 06/11/2014 at 19:48

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Garrett Davis > PatBateman 06/11/2014 at 19:50

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Jealous.

PatBateman > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/11/2014 at 20:01

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I've had 3 of them so far tonight. Basically, they are what I had for dinner.

I REGRET NOTHING.

LappingLuke > PatBateman 06/11/2014 at 20:22

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I love them too. I eat like 4 of the small ones and then shit fire for a day and then I don't love them for a while.

PatBateman > LappingLuke 06/11/2014 at 20:23

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My condolences for your burning anus.

LappingLuke > PatBateman 06/11/2014 at 20:36

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I pray you avoid a similar fate

PatBateman > LappingLuke 06/11/2014 at 21:11

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Luckily, the only food that, uh, does that to me is Thai food (RED CURRY CHICKEN IS MADE WITH CRACK COCAINE), but only when I order it extra super f*cking hot.

LappingLuke > PatBateman 06/12/2014 at 18:42

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omg I got the shits just reading that

PatBateman > LappingLuke 06/12/2014 at 20:50

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You just have to train your body.

Now I want Thai food for lunch tomorrow.

LappingLuke > PatBateman 06/13/2014 at 05:55

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Ooooof no can do. I'm sweating bullets already